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FILM REVIEWS
Aug 9, 2023
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM
The animation is suitably idiosyncratic, the characters are well-defined and the youthful humour and energy are laudably fun yet almost...
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Jul 30, 2023
THEY CLONED TYRONE
The numerous Nancy Drew references are an all too telling omen in Netflix failure They Cloned Tyrone, an odd match between a naïve kid’s...
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Jul 17, 2023
SICK OF MYSELF
A dark comedy that lacks a bite, with lead characters beyond redemption: only if you can stomach that uninviting mix you might find some...
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Jul 10, 2023
CULT OF CHUCKY
It’s only toward the film’s finale that Cult of Chucky starts to become fun and even then it is for the most part entertainment of the...
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Jul 9, 2023
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING, PART ONE
As usual the stakes are high in Mission: Impossible 7 but the plot, the characters and the excitement verge too much to the bland and...
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Jun 12, 2023
TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts stakes an easy claim as the second best entry in the long-running franchise but that is faint praise as...
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Jun 4, 2023
THE UNLIKELY PILGRIMAGE OF HAROLD FRY
The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry might be likeable but it isn’t good: from the phoned-in morals to the by-the-dozen characters, the...
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May 20, 2023
JEANNE DU BARRY
This year's Cannes Film Festival opener neither talks the talk nor walks the walk in a period drama so dull and predictable even the...
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May 18, 2023
COCAINE BEAR
A fun premise delivers some diverting, over-the-top scenes in Cocaine Bear before the picture has to find a coherent ending and utterly...
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May 7, 2023
THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE
The Super Mario Bros. Moviehews so close to the tropes of the popular video game that you feel as though you’re watching a nostalgic...
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May 6, 2023
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY vol. 3
Overlong, underdeveloped and devoid of any new ideas Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 runs out of creative steam long before you’re put to...
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May 4, 2023
EVIL DEAD RISE
Don't be fooled by the title: despite an abundance of well-executed horror tropes this sequel never feels like it truly belongs in the...
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Apr 20, 2023
ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?
Are You Lonesome Tonight? can never escape the feeling that it is a student film stretched to feature length, clumping together scenes...
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Apr 8, 2023
JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4
Operatic violence and wild stunts dominate the overlong John Wick: Chapter 4 to such an extent that character, plot and any glimmer of...
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Apr 3, 2023
THE LOST KING
Despite a story that has enough elements to make for a diverting small-time hero film The Lost King is more winter of discontent than it...
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Mar 25, 2023
DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS
Never mind the fact that the film looks like a Saturday morning cartoon, even as an innocuous palate cleanser amid bigger superhero...
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Mar 18, 2023
THE MAGICIAN'S ELEPHANT
You can add as many story elements about magic as you want, that doesn’t mean movie magic will suddenly appear out of thin air as The...
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Mar 17, 2023
SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS
The movie contains moments that highlight the boyish charms of the characters but ultimately succumbs to the generic chaos of the...
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